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Joke of the Day
"A beer matt walks into a bar.. Drinks are on me!"
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"*slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR"
"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."
"Did you hear about the criminal who wanted to lose weight to fit into smaller clothes? Last I heard, he was still at large."
"What happened to the clock that was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds."
"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."
"Adrian Belew He needed the money."
"What's the difference between a collection and an addiction? I don't have an alcohol collection."
"Nice guys don't finish last.. They finish alone in the shower."
"What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago? Stung."