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Joke of the Day
"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"
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"Q: Why do fish live in saltwater? A: Pepper makes them sneeze."
"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday... I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."""
"Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well."
"Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14? Because they're pi rates."
"Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying"
"Son:Dad's trick or treating as a ghost in a bed sheet? Wife:& heels,eye patch & his hand stuck in a Nutella jar. More like a ghost on ambien"
"So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google."
"Best Buy's MLK Day sale Half off all black speakers, today only"
"Don't stare at me during sex! I don't know you!"