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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"
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"What did one volcano say to the other? "" i lava you """
"Getting a college degree is just like buying a new car Its value is cut in half as soon as you leave the property with it."
"So an Irishman walks out of a bar...."
"What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks Radical"
"What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences."
"I read an article today about a cat who saved his owner's life. I'm still trying to teach mine not to vomit hairballs on my bed."
"Why is the Jewish 'April fools day' celebrated in July? Jew lie"
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."
"I was Hungary... ...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert."