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Joke of the Day
"Did the depressed rope maker succeed? Sadly, he did knot."
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"Hardest part of being a vegan What's the hardest part of being a vegan? Waking up at 5 to milk the almonds."
"Did you hear the one about the blind ship captain? He couldn't sea anything."
"What do you call an Italian with no hands? Mute"
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job"
"dad u make dolphin noises mom u make pinacolada noises grandma u put on this sailboat costume. I told this girl on skype im 16/surfer/hawaii"
"Have you heard about the jewish comedian? They say he Israeli funny."
"Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse."
"A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman: ""Can I have a beer...................Please?"" The barman replies: ""Sure, but why the massive paws?"" Edit: Paws not pause"
"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"