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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the jewish comedian? They say he Israeli funny."
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"When arguing, I let the other person speak first, then help them see my point by starting with, ""Now, what I'm about to say is correct"""
"What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot? In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers."
"My Granddad is on a catheter...... It really takes the piss"
"Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!"
"How do turtles communicate? With shell phones."
"boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say ""ouch rocks"" when walking on rocks"
"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you Pull the pin out and throw it back"
"What di you call a snowman in may? A puddle!"