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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job"

"What the difference between a police car and a porcupine? With a police car, the pricks are on the inside"

"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsssssssh"

"So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!"""

"My friend and I were hiking Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there.""** EDIT: Thank you guys for the most upvoted post I've made!"

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."

"Joke about jokes. I've never told this joke, but I have written it once."

"What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack? Adorable (A-dora-bull)"

"My friend left his laptap on the floor in my living room. My other friend thought it was a scale. Conclusion: She weighs $950."