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Joke of the Day

"Moth balls Q: What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand? A: A really big moth!"

"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"

"Did you hear about the teacher who never farted in class? It turns out she was a private tooter."

"Why can't the bishop walk straight? Cause he can only move diagonally"

"Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers."

"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"

"A Poem Roses are red, Violets are blue, Stop memes about Harambe -Cincinnati Zoo"

"I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don't know if they're showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner."

"What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end."

"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."