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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding."

"""Peanuts, big butts, M&M's, large butts, raisins, huge butts."" - Sir Trail Mix-a-Lot"

"Directions: avoid contact with eyes ""It's Ok, Shampoo, I feel shy sometimes too."""

"What would Jesus do? Get nailed to a cross and bleed out."

"What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash? At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week."

"Elephant Hunter I used to hunt elephant but had to quit.. Carrying the decoys got to heavy."

"If i had a dollar for everytime someone called me a racist black people would probably come rob me."

"I was pondering life with the cat wizard... Then he said something that gave me paws."

"Your Mom is like Planet 9... very distant from the sun"

"The Orthodontist wants to pull my daughter's 2 loose baby teeth & charge me $250. I bought the biggest bag of caramels I could find for $5."