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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding."

"Our relationship is like an extra chromosome It's all downs from here"

"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"

"Why do they call them ""roach clips""? Because ""pot holder"" was already taken."

"Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!"

"I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president."

"Look mom, my tits are bigger than yours! :D ""That's not funny, Kevin."""

"How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!"

"When I was a kid, ppl would cover me in sauce, throw nuts, cherries & sprinkle hundreds & thousands over me.. Life was tough in the gateau."