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Joke of the Day

"How i feel when i find out Tom Brady is suspended for 4 games"

"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."

"Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world."

"Why can't you fight an accountant ? They'll always out number you!"

"It's always good to know what's happening in astrology. When nothing seems to be going right, you can blame the stars."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween? I'll be Bach"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar"

"I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs."

"A windmill asked me for an autograph... I said ""You must be a big fan"""