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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame? It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame."

"What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood? Kind Ling"

"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"

"Just once in my life, I'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of ChapStick."

"Role-Playing I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing rape fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit!"""

"A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him ""Are you a bear?"" ""Yes"" ""What are you doing at the movies ?"" ""Well I liked the book!"""

"Pirate ship Why did the pirate carve a topless mermaid into the front of his ship? Yar, cause wouldn't it be loverly"

"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"

"How can you make a slow horse fast? Don't give him any food."

"Q: What did the finger say to the thumb? A: I'm in glove with you."