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Joke of the Day

"A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him ""Are you a bear?"" ""Yes"" ""What are you doing at the movies ?"" ""Well I liked the book!"""

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."

"Potheads must have been disappointed with Jurassic Park... 'Cause there's no grass."

"Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter."

"What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?"

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."

"I keep hearing about kids accidentally dying from trying to get an asphyxiation high. What happened to drugs, kids?! We still have drugs!"

"Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits."

"Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones"

"Grooming tip: Cut your toenails every 2 to 24 weeks whether they need it or not."