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Joke of the Day

"Role-Playing I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing rape fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit!"""

"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."

"Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable."

"What do you call a guy with two marijuanas? Double jointed."

"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"

"Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is"

"Do cannibals try to eat gymnasts... for a more balanced diet?"

"Knock knock Who's There? Adjust. Adjust who? Adjust lost the game."

"I will never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot. (8th grade history class)"

"What do you call a cow with no hind legs? an utter drag"