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Joke of the Day

"Pirate ship Why did the pirate carve a topless mermaid into the front of his ship? Yar, cause wouldn't it be loverly"

"I went through Walmart's self-checkout the other day And damn, the cashier was sexy."

"What do you call a good looking tractor? Attractor"

"Why do fat girls give great head? Because they have to"

"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers. #"

"Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good."

"The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar."

"You're not fat, you're just... easier to see"