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Joke of the Day
"What's Mario's favorite type of pants? *DenimDenimDenim*"
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"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."
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"Did you hear about the cannibal who cloned himself to see what he would taste like? It made him shit himself."
"Boss: Anyone have anything else to add to this meeting? Me: Yes. I am awesome. Boss.... Me: Write that shit down."
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"Halal sounds a lot like Arnold swartzenegger greeting someone."
"Whats green and flies? Super Pickle"
"I spend way too much time deciding on whether I should use ""Lol"", ""Lmao"", ""Rofl"", or ""Haha"" in my text message."
"What is the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole."