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Joke of the Day
"What's Mario's favorite type of pants? *DenimDenimDenim*"
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"What does a gay horse eat? hAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAyyyy! . . . . . . What does a gay pirate eat? . . . . . **GAY PIRATE FOOD, ARR!!!**"
"What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall? Hocus Focus"
"What's the worst part about seeing 4 black people go off a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac seats 5."
"Why are there different species of hyena? Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?"
"What do you call it when a frog jumps off a bridge? Kermitting suicide."
"Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide. Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd."
"I almost lost my hearing in an accident... It was a near-deaf experience."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? he woke up"
"Amazing how easily that guy scaled Trump Tower. Thank God u can't get suction cups in Mexico cause then wall idea would be really stupid."