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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? he woke up"
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"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
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"A man walks into a bar He says ""ouch!"""
"What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton? A Fig Newton is Force sensitive."
"how do I keep my skin looking so young? it's all thanks to [turns to camera smiling] an ancient curse [locusts pour from my mouth & eyes]"
"Told a girl she's more attractive when she's not wearing glasses and she said I'm also more attractive when she's not wearing glasses."
"A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... That's when he learned how the Mercedes bends"
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"A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos."