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Joke of the Day

"I took my new dog outside to go to the bathroom but he didn't like my yard I told him, ""I know it's not the best, but you'll have to make doo."""

"What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook."

"Pete and Repeat went into a bar, Pete came out who was left?"

"If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss"

"What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!"

"Black people play 2k, then go to them gym and start trying to be like Kobe. White people play Call of Duty, then go to school and try to go on a 25-kill streak."

"Einstein discovered three things slow time 1. Speed 2. Gravity 3. My Wife"

"Why shouldn't you be racist? Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"Whenever my mate Dave starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood. By pretending to scratch invisible turntables."

"What do you call a Mexican vs a Mexican in basketball? Juan on Juan"