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Joke of the Day

"Black people play 2k, then go to them gym and start trying to be like Kobe. White people play Call of Duty, then go to school and try to go on a 25-kill streak."

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"Why are fire trucks always red? You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?"

"What's Irish and never comes inside? Patty O'Furniture."

"Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family."

"Name a sub genre of Engineering PORN Armature"

"I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night... I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night and there was a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."

"A man goes into a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian says ""F*** off, you won't bring it back."""

"How does ISIS turn on their water heater? They light the pilot on fire."

"On the news tonight they said a skull-fucker was on the loose... everyone should keep an eye out for him."