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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you be racist? Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
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"Did you hear about the guy hit with the 2 x 4? He was board to death."
"When you're fast enough to be at two spots at the same time. *Fat"
"ITT: Your best (or worst) puns. See all those crows flying over that woman with that loaf of bread? She's going to get murdered."
"Here's how I made my dick 10 inches long... I folded it in half."
"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"
"I feel like a white girl prime number because I ALMOST literally can't even..."
"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"Today reminds me of how bad a terrorist is.. at playing Jenga."
"I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?"