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Joke of the Day
"If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss"
Next Joke
"Me: Nice flowers. Co-worker: They're from my boyfriend. Now I'm going to spend all weekend w/my legs in the air. Me: Don't you have a vase?"
"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."
"The doctor asked me if I was having trouble getting an erection.. I said, getting one is not my problem it's finding someone to give it to."
"So sex workers ever post anything that's nsfw?"
"Why aren't cars made out of wood? Because they wooden go."
"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."
"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."
"Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."
"My friends and family treat if as if I'm a god! They don't believe in me"