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Joke of the Day
"QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age."
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"If you are cornered by raccoons in the wild then place your thumb and index finger tips together- make a bandit mask. They will accept you."
"Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now."
"My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist."
"Is that a tuna roll in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi yuk yuk yuk"
"Two fish are in a tank.... and one says to the other: ""You know how to drive this thing?"""
"What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."
"Why do I like sweet potatoes? Cuz they're yammy!!!"
"You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs."
"Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, ""School Ahead, Go Slow!"""