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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."
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"I had a one night stand! but way too many books to fit on it"
"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."
"I tell my wife we are broke so we don't end up broke."
"Why do businesses move to India? Because they worship prophets!"
"How many Juggalos does it take to change a light bulb? FUCKIN' LIGHT BULBS! HOW DO THEY WORK!?!"
"Green day is playing on the only two alternative rock stations in my neighborhood... There is no alternative."
"What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca? A cinemon"
"My girlfriend kept putting off sex until tomorrow... ...but tomorrow never cums"
"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."