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Joke of the Day
"A rainbow took an exam... It passed with flying colours."
Next Joke
"One day I'm probably going to be too lazy to breathe and just die."
"How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight? Just one with depression."
"That's the last time I follow some dude into the woods just because he tells me he's a wizard."
"I told my kids I've never done drugs or been with anyone other than their father and the idiots totally bought it."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? The pilot you racist assholes."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter it wont come anyways"
"Everyone needs a three hour nap after their breakfast pizza, right?"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends quicker for fat people."
"Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett"