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Joke of the Day

"A rainbow took an exam... It passed with flying colours."

"What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel? Where is my essay?"

"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."

"Mother Earth: I'm not a regular mom. I'm a Cool Mom. [humans pollute the atmosphere and destroy nature] Earth: This is fine. I'm a Cool Mom"

"Did you hear about the Texas hipster whose bicycle was broken? He was fixin' to get his fixie fixed."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass. hey-yo!"

"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"

"I don't believe in star signs but that's me... typical capricorn!"

"Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? He didn't want to get hearing aids."

"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"