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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!"
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"I just took a poop so black, I sent an Instagram of it to Kim Kardashian and she asked what team it plays for"
"Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? No? Well he didn't see you either."
"It would be nice if for once i got a thank you... ...when I serve breakfast in bed instead of ""who are you"" and ""how did you get in here""."
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... Now it doesn't work."
"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."
"I wish 1992 Dr. Dre would come back from the past and beat the shit out of 2012 Dr. Dre for charging 300 bucks for a pair of headphones."
"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"
"A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?"
"I entered my first masturbation competition at the weekend... I came last"