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Joke of the Day
"What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden"
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"Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!"
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
"Cigarettes aren't addicting Just look at me. I smoke all the time, and I'm not addicted."
"I once saw a headstone that read ""here lies a politician and an honest man."" I wonder how they fit two people in one casket."
"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."
"Princess Diana had dandruff. Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."
"They say Gay marriage will ruin the fabric of society... ...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric."
"I don't give out fake number anymore. I just tell them to find me on facebook."
"So a jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""