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Joke of the Day

"I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new Pope."

"If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Its cheesy."

"My nephew is turning three next week, but due to budget issues, we're not going to tell him."

"I married a Jewish girl... It was the best career move I ever made."

"Never end a tweet with a question mark. People will talk to you."

"My family puts the ""C"" in Awckward because the majority of them didn't graduate high school and are horrible spellers."

"When the UPS guy hands you that pad where you digitally sign your name, you can put anything. Today I put ""lame shorts"" and nothing happened"

"Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I fold a fitted sheet."

"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."