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Joke of the Day

"If zombies ever attack just go to Costco, they have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can't get in without a Costco membership"

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"Just before a Subway employee starts making my sandwich, I'll stop them and whisper, ""Like you mean it."""
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"
"I've got a sense of deja vu It seems like last year was only yesterday."
"My legal team is advising me to get jiggy with it."
"Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz."
"""I'm tired but I'd really love to be exhausted and covered in my own sweat."" - Naps"
"What do you call a Batman that leaves church early? A Christian bail"
"My paper towels went missing so I hired a Bounty hunter."
"Women can't go to heaven Because God said there would be peace in heaven."