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Joke of the Day

"Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure now I see the spots much clearer."

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"What's black and white and red all over? A bioracial double homocide."
"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."
"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"
"Dyslexic devil worshipper Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who soul his sold to santa?"
"Does everyone have a weird Facebook acquaintance that comments on all their shit, or is it just me?"
"A drug addict walks into a changing room.... he came out a changed man."
"What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC."
"The sign at the McDonald's I just passed says ""We hiring"" in case you're wondering what kind of qualifications you need to have to be hired."
"Just wrote ""except for you, spiders >:("" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that"
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