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Joke of the Day

"Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it."

"Why are most cemeteries fenced in? Because everyone is dying to get in"

"What's an MLG's smartphone of choice? An HTC One M8."

"My ex was like a computer game. Started off easy, got a little harder and eventually I ended up cheating."

"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."

"I walked in on my roommate jerking it He got mad and told me to put it away"

"I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly."

"Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks."

"Birthdays are good for your health Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? Little Caesers"