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Joke of the Day
"[sees kid hitting pinata] Me: wow he really hates horses"
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"You're a Jehova's Witness? What was Jehova accused of?"
"Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious"
"What do ""Jingle Bells"" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs."
"God: But if you use your sting you will die. Bee: That will teach us not to abuse our power. How did the wasps take that news? God: Err..."
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the people pushing it."
"What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says "" Maximum 6 People/500kg"" Ethiopian sign says ""Maximum 500 People/6kg"""
"One man's whore is another man's whore."
"My insomnia is getting worse But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it."
"If you stare in a mirror long enough and start screaming, you'll see angry faces of figures dressed in orange. *only works at Home Depot"