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Joke of the Day
"What do poor people have, rich people want? And if you eat it you die. It's nothing"
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"Plot Twist Nigerian Prince won the Powerball jackpot and he's emailing everyone now."
"Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside."
"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"
"""Do you want to see a nice clock?"" I said, lowering my trousers, ""That's not a clock!"" She exclaimed when she saw my dick... It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"
"what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog"
"Why did the nazi work in the animal hospital after the war? He was a veteran Aryan."
"Sorry, ""hella"" was an inappropriate word choice. I was trying to be cool. I'll rephrase: Your son is totally missing."
"Every kiss begi... K"
"Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back"