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Joke of the Day

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"Sometimes I buy enormous pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight."

"What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ? Unstable."

"Give me your best golf joke. I work with a guy who claims he's heard ever golf joke there is. So far he's been correct, and has known every joke I've thrown his way."

"I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: ""You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."""

"I won't say I necessarily want to be in a relationship, but I will say its been hard to load a dishwasher with no feedback, whatsoever."

"Currently working on an app for lonely people called ""Words With Cats""."

"I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night ...After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen."

"Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor."

"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""