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Joke of the Day
"Why did the nazi work in the animal hospital after the war? He was a veteran Aryan."
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"What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."
"I'm responsible for 84% of all cat videos currently available on YouTube."
"Boeing 787 The Boeing 787 Dreamliner has had so many leaks from the fuel and oils on board that they are re-naming it the Wet Dreamliner! C.H."
"There's a hotel with no bathrooms Its called the Holdinit Inn"
"A man orders a coffee without cream The barista says, ""I'm sorry we don't have cream"". ""That's fine, make it without milk then."""
"I've been called a lot of names but ""designated driver"" was never one of them."
"Some collage just called me saying they accepted me to their collage.."
"if cops want to catch serial killers why don't they just hang out at petsmart and follow home the guys that buy tarantulas"
"Eating Your Homework Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework? Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!"