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Joke of the Day
"TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking Look where it got him. Murdered."
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"IMAGINE the trash talk that goes on between Oxford & Cambridge ""I say. I heard your mum once went to Wolverhampton"" ""You take that BACK SIR"""
"What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife? Oh, you don't know? I won't ask you to wipe my bum then."
"Why don't nuns fear getting raped? Because they know it is tough to get into the habit."
"How does ISIS turn on their water heater? They light the pilot on fire."
"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"
"What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas."
"""That was supposed to be a compliment."" -Men"
"You're fat Don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too"
"Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence but they..."