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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone know how much water I'm supposed to add to this baby powder to make an infant?"
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"""Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ? Too Mennonite."" - Hitchens"
"why did the tomato cross the road? to become ketchup"
"An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up? Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!"
"ghosts in movies are stupid if i was a ghost id be in the bahamas but they're just like ""lets stay here and move pots and pans"""
"What is the Difference? Joke: What is the difference between a snowlady and a snowman? Snowballs. Good joke Eh?"
"What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"
"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."
"What is a prostitutes business motto? The customer always comes first."
"I'm mad at myself for losing an argument while rehearsing it in my head, so don't tell me how hard your life is"