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Joke of the Day
"What is a prostitutes business motto? The customer always comes first."
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"What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables? Lettuce pray."
"""Eat shit and die!"" -- Fly teaching his son about life"
"ME: Who is your favourite philosopher? PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher?"
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"I don't understand why we give bad kids coal. Isn't coal what minors want?"
"The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks... ...is they tend to rub off on you."
"Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond."
"Why is th earth so mean? Because it has a lattitude problem."
"What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge? You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now."