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Joke of the Day
"What is a prostitutes business motto? The customer always comes first."
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"What is a pirate's favorite letter? He'll always like R.... But his true love is the C"
"What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""
"Facebook weather: We are expecting 2 to 3 feet of drama this evening with bullsh1t blowing in from all directions!"
"What do you call a union of writers? A writers' block"
"Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions."
"Why would the jewish cannibal eat you? For-Skin"
"*answers phone call from boss* I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!"
"If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy"