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Joke of the Day

"What is the Difference? Joke: What is the difference between a snowlady and a snowman? Snowballs. Good joke Eh?"

"Hey, NSA, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?"

"You have to kiss a lot of short, black, flamboyant musicians before you can find your Prince."

"I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about."

"What do you call someone who worships testicles? Sacrilegious."

"Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant? Gnocchi."

"We saw the german chancellor fall down the stairs ! AUA !"

"I've always wanted to walk into a large room and be the most beautiful woman in there. But I'm scared of Walmarts :("

"The difference between a scientist and a plumber... The way you pronounce unionized."

"Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed."