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Joke of the Day

"What is the Difference? Joke: What is the difference between a snowlady and a snowman? Snowballs. Good joke Eh?"

"I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes"

"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"When a bird poops on you, it's also peeing on you, because they do both at the same time. So remember: you're a TOTAL bird toilet."

"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"

"Doctor Joke 'What's the diagnosis doctor?' 'What is your zodiac sign?' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'"

"Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours"

"I don't trust any person who hasn't memorized the fuck out of Bohemian Rhapsody."

"Just think: right now, your body is cookin' up some poop."

"How do teachers teach safe sex in the south? put a hood on your klan member"