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Joke of the Day

"ghosts in movies are stupid if i was a ghost id be in the bahamas but they're just like ""lets stay here and move pots and pans"""

"What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles? Natasha Ramenoff"

"What do you call A man doing Laundry? Non-existent"

"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever opened up a grilled cheese?"

"We've all seen that person on Social Media who likes to debate things as if they are a college professor. Dude...you're arguing with someone who uses ""dat"""

"*Asteroid is hurtling toward Earth* ESPN Broadcaster: This asteroid could have an enormous impact on the playoffs."

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge."

"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it.."

"What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo, apparently."