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Joke of the Day

"Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld. These violent delights have violent ends."

"An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS. Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops."

"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."

"My parents haven't called with a computer problem in 48 hours. I'm sending my brother over there to check on them."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."

"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"

"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."

"What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!"

"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"

"What did the watermelon say to the honeydew? ""I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."""