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Joke of the Day
"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people don't have rights."
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"At the gym I wear shirts that state ""If you are not into Anal, DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!!"" I realized how gay that was....after bunch of guys were flocking to me"
"A clever one from Yahoo! Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to."
"One of my hooter's girlfriends died yesterday... May she breast in peace :'("
"I like to stand next to someone else's screaming baby, call an ex boyfriend, and tell him, ""We need to talk!"""
"Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Myspace."
"I'm thankful to live in a time where I can use social media without having to use social skills."
"What's Irish and stays out on your deck? Paddy O'furniture"
"If you need help staying awake, subtract sheep in your head."
"20 years ago my parents had a traffic accident... and that was the day I was born"