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Joke of the Day
"This guy at my work fell into the upholstery machine today. Don't worry, hes fully recovered."
Next Joke
"My friend told me she has herpes. I told her it's not the end of the world, just a few bumps in the road."
"My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt."
"What's the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm."
"I accidentally subscribed to the ""married man"" edition of Playboy. It's got the same centerfold every month."
"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail? Headline read: Small Medium at Large"
"I bought a fleshlight today My masturbation has gotten out of hand"
"Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure."
"A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook"
"""How much for this remote controlled alien?"" ""Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."""