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Joke of the Day

"What's the technical term for a female-to-male sex change operation? A strapadictomy."

"What does a man with no honey do? He cantaloupe."

"Why does a woman smile when walking down the aisle? She knows that she no longer has to give blow jobs."

"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her, as she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day His funeral was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in..."

"Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms."

"Two antenna's fell in love and got married. The actual wedding wasn't that good but the reception was excellent."

"Wearing shades inside makes me look cool, right? *Trips over the cat*"

"This hot girl ""punched""me in the dick this afternoon She only gently touched it, but it's all swollen up now :/"

"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"