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Joke of the Day

"What's the technical term for a female-to-male sex change operation? A strapadictomy."

"I sure get a lot of compliments on my people skills for someone who flips off 10 people every day."

"Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?"

"Why has ""America"" been abbreviated to USA Because it has to Capitalize everything"

"How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb? Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke."

"How can you lose around 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say,""HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"" (ba dum tss)"

"I never argue, I just explain why I'm right."

"Somebody keeps on putting topsoil on my allotment. The plot thickens..."

"I want a firsthand test of the ""mo money, mo problems"" hypothesis."