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Joke of the Day
"My impression of a New Zealand duck: Quick... Quick. Quick."
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"My husband just told me to relax, like he doesn't remember we're camping in the desert and I brought a shovel."
"For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more."
"My version of ""Free hugs"" is a sign hung around my neck that says ""Ewww, get the fuck away from me."""
"Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question."
"Don't hear many Limerick jokes any more. So I wrote one. There was a man named Johnathan Hicks, who liked to write limericks. But his Poems were crude, and many lewd, so his balls were often kicked."
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris... The whole cemetery disappeared. -Gary Delaney"
"I'm on the bus now. Either the woman sitting right next to me has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokemons."
"My friends bakery burnt down... It was toast =D lmao"
"Emos have the hairiest pussies Because you know they don't use those razor blades to shave"