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Joke of the Day
"I want to be a virgin all my life I want to set a good example for my kids"
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"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."
"Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports. *meets someone who's really into politics* Wow, I wish I was dead."
"Good news everyone. The cure for human stupidity has been invented in a convenient pill form. Unfortunately, Donald Trump refuses to take it."
"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."
"I googled 'missing medieval servant boy' 404 Paige not found"
"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions."
"Clark Kent ""I have a confession"" Lois Lane ""what is it?"" *Clark removes his glasses* Lois ""Is it a bird?"" Clark ""WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"""
"How did Jesus feel after the last supper? A bit cross."
"What do you call the spirits of honey bees? Boo-bees"