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Joke of the Day
"My mom just took away my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."
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"It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."
"Educational video website Lynda.com got hacked I hope they learned their lesson."
"My girlfriend said, ""We should make love like they do in the movies."" So I shoved my dick in her ass and came on her face. She got upset. Apparently we watch different movies."
"What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey? A hot pizza ass! Like... like a hot... piece of... you get it."
"a fun way to save money this christmas season is to change your name and move away"
"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"
"Sometimes when my gf is asleep, I like to sneak into the living room, put on her dress, and pretend I wear the pants in this relationship."
"I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous."
"I'm a man who hates rocks *smashes a rock with a sledgehammer* oh great I just made like a thousand more rocks"