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Joke of the Day
"My mom just took away my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."
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"Why did the elephant paint itself lots of different colors. So that it could hide in the crayon box. Courtesy of my 4 y/o niece."
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"Light travels faster than sound This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
"I tried baby proofing my home.. But they keep getting in"
"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."
"If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it's considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it's called ""cheating."""
"My first ever degree... ...is in measuring angles!"
"Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time? MC Escher"
"A clever one from Yahoo! Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to."