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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? Coonilingus"
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"JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business."
"There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night. News reports say that someone ordered the ""chicken a la Hu-akbar."""
"I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered.....medium, of course."
"If your opinion about global warming is based on the weather outside then you don't deserve to have an opinion about global warming"
"I live next door to a hacker. I wish he'd cut back on smoking."
"[Jesus at the bar] ""Oh, I'll just have a water"" *winks at camera*"
"I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported."
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense"
"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women..."