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Joke of the Day
"I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported."
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"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've already read it!"
"I hate when I can't understand what I'm eavesdropping on."
"*throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic* Wife: Hun, I don't think ""flipping the bird"" means what you think it means."
"My friend has canceled our lunch plans three days in a row. I'm starting to think she really doesn't like lunch."
"Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's."
"A man and a boy are walking through the woods.. The boy turns to the man and says, ""these woods sure are scary."" The man turns to him and says, ""you're telling me, I have to walk back alone."""
"Build a man a fire... Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."
"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."
"Why do British people never sound British when they sing?"