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Joke of the Day

"There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night. News reports say that someone ordered the ""chicken a la Hu-akbar."""

"Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms? Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? because his wife died."

"Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq."

"I would tell you a joke about bins.. ..But it's rubbish."

"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""

"I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle It took me 2 years but I was well chuffed seeing as the box said 6-10 years."

"Hula hoopers never seem to get anywhere... They're just going around in circles."

"What I hate most. I hate people who never finish their sent"

"Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?"