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Joke of the Day

"A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes. When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?"

"Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision."

"My mother is in the hospital... She's a nurse."

"Me: It actually takes light around 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to Earth. Her: Umm light is instant. Everyone knows that. Me: Go home."

"I accidentally just sent a kissy face emoji to my female boss... and now we wait for the call from HR on Monday."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."

"How many baby's does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them"

"Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing I've always been a whisk taker."

"Did you hear about all the Hamburgers that showed up at the Hot Dogs' prom? They were in abundance."

"What two words have the most letters? Post office."