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Joke of the Day

"A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes. When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?"

"What are Aladdin's least favourite biscuits Jaffar Cakes"

"Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint CNN reports that both crews are marooned"

"How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming) Four fingers and a thu'um."

"My wife just walked into a huge spider web. She is now a black belt in karate."

"When a man talks dirty to a woman... The man is charged for sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, He's also charged $3.95 per minute."

"My girlfriend stormed into the room. ""Why is there lipstick on your collar?"" she yelled. ""It's part of the design,"" I said, opening up my wardrobe, ""Look, I have the entire collection."""

"What to you call a cow with no legs... Ground beef"

"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""

"How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number"