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Joke of the Day

"iknowlimit: Ultimate Avengers 2 - Rise of the Panth http://iknowlimit.blogspot.in/2012/06/ultimates-avengers-2-rise-of-panther-or.html THIS IS ABOUT MOVIE AVENGERS"

"I had a blind date tonight Her name was "

"There's no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think."

"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"

"A hot girl in the hallway just smiled at me, but don't worry; I yelled ""I'm taken,"" and ran into the men's bathroom where she can't follow."

"Nice eyebrows girlfriend. I didn't know they made Sharpies in that color."

"DOUBLE VISION Breasts are proof that men can concentrate on 2 things at once"

"Ooopppsss Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish"

"So, I was going to make a Gay joke butt fuck it"

"I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. When I woke up I was, like, 0mg!"