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"I like how we say ""vegan"" now instead of ""eating disorder""."
"They say a blowjob makes your day... ...but anal makes your whole week."
"Sorry, the dog stood on my keyboard and liked that Instagram photo of you from 47 weeks ago."
"A hipster coffee shop would be a terrible idea. Everyone would burn their tongues because they would drink the coffee before it was cool."
"Did you hear about the weird music that plays at Mozarts grave.... Don't worry, He's decomposing."
"Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?"
"What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? Wartortellini!"
"My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife."
"A man went to the vet for advice to curb his racist dog that kept barking at his Asian neighbour. ""Muzzle him"" the vet advised. The man paused, and exclaimed, ""could be, he does have a big beard"""